why do guys ask what color your bra is like what you gonna jack off to the color beige
(Source: clintestwood, via uncertaintlycertain)
"I LOVE HALLOWEEN SO FUCKING MUCH. SO MUCH SO MUCH."
— I ONLY MADE IT A QUOTE SO IT WOULD BE BIGGER I’M SORRY. (via yuppiefuck)
"You’re having a sandwich for dinner? Isn’t that what poor people do?"
First-year, art student submitted by svcxb
[S/N: The student later apologized once he parents cut her off and she was forced to eat PB&J every night.]