dy1anobrien:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

(via the-grand-highboob)

ymirsama:

why do guys ask what color your bra is like what you gonna jack off to the color beige

(Source: clintestwood, via uncertaintlycertain)

Tags: help

"I LOVE HALLOWEEN SO FUCKING MUCH. SO MUCH SO MUCH."

— I ONLY MADE IT A QUOTE SO IT WOULD BE BIGGER I’M SORRY. (via yuppiefuck)

(via the-grand-highboob)

my-hair-is-ramen:

My-Hair-is-Ramen's Pokemon Giveaway: Part 2!

Hello to followers and people just reading this from followers or followers of followers. Last year I did a Pokemon giveaway for X and Y and this year I’m gonna do it again for Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire! I made a lot of new friends last year and I hope it’s successful this time as well.

Prize: A brand spankin’ new copy of your choice of Pokemon: Omega Ruby or Pokemon: Alpha Sapphire courtesy of me. I will send it to you via Amazon using Prime so it will get to you rather quickly.

Rules:

  • A reblog counts as an entry. Likes do not but are greatly appreciated.
  • The shipping address must be within the United States
  • You do not have to be following me to enter (Though I do ask you at least look at my blog and see if you would want to follow me. I mean look at me, I’m gorgeous. (= з = ))
  • Non followers can reblog once a day.
  • If you are following me, you can reblog up to three times a day.
  • If I catch you reblogging more than you are allowed or reblogging extra times a day without following me, I will make a note to disqualify you.
  • The winner will be chosen via random generator.
  • The giveaway ends on November 20th at 11:59:59 pm EST (just before the new games are released)
  • I’ll make an announcement that will have the winner’s name as well as runner up prizes if I choose to do some. I will private message the winner asking for address and name.

Bonus: If you challenge and beat me in a Pokemon match up until the giveaway ends, I will draw a picture of you as a Pokemon trainer with a Pokemon of your choice. The rules of the match will be Double Battle 4 vs. 4 with standard rules. I have campus internet so these battles won’t be able to take place until I have my 3DS Wifi all figured out. Worst case I’ll host like an hour of battling a day at a Starbucks. (friend code is in my about me)

Good luck and happy adventuring!

(via small-baby-chihiro)

gambiht:

so i found this at barnes and noble today

gambiht:

so i found this at barnes and noble today

(via uncertaintlycertain)

"You’re having a sandwich for dinner? Isn’t that what poor people do?"

First-year, art student submitted by 

[S/N: The student later apologized once he parents cut her off and she was forced to eat PB&J every night.]

(Source: shitrichcollegekidssay)

temptedvalkyrie:

@k_wayna: Spotted: Artistic @RachieSkarsten @lostgirlseries in #KWaystyle Noel Klassic #Maje #streetart

temptedvalkyrie:

@k_wayna: Spotted: Artistic @RachieSkarsten @lostgirlseries in #KWaystyle Noel Klassic #Maje #streetart

Tags: help dork

brokendildo:

@ every tumblr girl come get your man thanks

brokendildo:

@ every tumblr girl come get your man thanks

(via mondo-s)